The Ballad of Shorty's Sale Shack
Back-hauling empty up highway I-55, getting close to Chicago towards the end of my ride
Pulled off at an exit to get me a snack when I spotted some hoses ‘round a dilapidated shack
Curiosity won out while I sipped at my coffee as I stared at the sign that read, “Welcome, Shorty’s”
Blue hoses, red hoses, green hoses galore, large bore, small and so much more piled near the door
That's when I spotted Shorty perched high on a coil, he was indeed a wee small and covered in oil
He shook my hand hard and said with a lopsided grin, “Everything’s for sale, so come right on in!”
Overstock, clearance and deals that couldn't be beat, I stared in amazement and thought of the fleet
So I took a bunch with me and you know I’ll be back to pick-up some bargains at...
Shorty’s Sale Shack!
Below you'll find Shorty's current inventory of hose remnants (lengths are listed by the foot unless otherwise indicated) and clearance parts. For the hose inventory, click on the links below, and be sure to check back often as stock will continuously change depending on availability; you'll have to contact a salesperson for pricing and to place your order. For the clearance parts, you can go ahead and place an order online:
When You're Ready, Contact Shorty for Pricing and to Order:
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